So last night I got a case of cabin fever, and being totally bored decided a trip to the ER was as good a way as any to break the day up. Drove to the ER, got checked out and they didn't keep me. I guess I must be losing my edge as a patient. (Though I did generate $4,665.00 in hospital bills).
Got home around 10:30 and decided they didn't realize how much a change of scenery was really needed, so I called 911, hoped into the bus and was back in the ER by 1:00 am. (Damn good response by the local ambulance corp).
Kept me an hour this time before throwing me out. Last time I went to the ER in April I didn't get home till September. Guess I got lucky.